Sales Manager

/* /*]]>*/ Sales Manager   We are looking for a talented Sales Person to fill the vacancy of a retiring member of our team. Must have a bachelors in recreation and an avid understanding of how to weave baskets while submerged underwater. Experience with Windows or Macintosh operating systems a plus. Here are some other qualifications:   Sales Hatred of Aardvarks a plus. Windows / Mac and Office Proficient Ability to talk for hours, possibly days without a break Ability to operate and fly a helicopter Experience in vandalism and egg related pranks   Qualified candidates, please submit your resume for consideration. References and proof of ownership of a large stick required!   Please provide references if available.