| Location | Town of Putnam Valley, NY |
ATTENTION ALL BEHAVIOR TECHS. DROP YOUR COFFEE. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
️隸️ A CASE HAS APPEARED. THE PROPHECY IS REAL. 隸️️
Scientists (we asked one) confirm this is the most exciting case in the history of cases.
WHERE: Putnam Valley, NY 10579 ️
SETTING: In-home
WHEN: Mornings, 9 AM to 2 PM ️ (yes, you can be asleep for the entire evening shift)
HOW MUCH: 25 hours per week
PAY: So good your wallet might need therapy to process it
MEET YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND/NEMESIS/CHAOS GOBLIN:
Age: 4 years old
六 Gender: Male
️ Language: English-speaking, and he will use it. At length.
六️ YOUR BCBA: Supporting you virtually. Supportive, responsible, and basically your professional guardian angel, just through a screen.
浪 YOU MIGHT BE THE ONE IF:
You've stayed calm while a small human explained why socks are a lie
You can turn "NO!" into "okay, fine, let's do it" faster than a magician pulls a rabbit
You believe data collection is a love language ️
You have snacks, stickers, and the unshakeable confidence of a gladiator ️
Your poker face could win in Vegas
PERKS:
Real impact on a real kid's life
️ Backed by LBAPS National
Mornings on the job, afternoons all yours
Stories for every family dinner for the next 10 years
Bragging rights. Legendary ones.
Cases like this vanish faster than pizza at a staff meeting.
TO APPLY: WhatsApp me NOW with your resume, availability, and hourly pay expectation.
Destiny called. It left a voicemail. It said "25 hours a week." ️