| Location | Scotch Plains, New Jersey |
SCOTCH PLAINS, NJ: THE FUN POLICE HAVE BEEN OVERTHROWN BY A GANG OF DANCING CRAYONS.
We tried to stop them. We failed. They have demands.
Demand #1: A Behavior Technician / ABA Para.
Demand #2: Snacks. (We’re negotiating.)
Demand #3: That someone, anyone, please celebrate a completed puzzle like it’s the moon landing.
That someone is YOU. The crayons have already chosen. It’s out of our hands.
THE MONEY PART (PLEASE SIT DOWN)
Your wallet is shaking.
Your bank account just sat up in bed.
Your landlord is suddenly being very nice to you.
️ THE CLASSIFIED DETAILS:
Location: Scotch Plains, NJ
Position: Behavior Technician / ABA Para
Hours: After-school sessions
Mission: One-on-one with an awesome kid
Side effects: Making a REAL difference
️ OFFICIAL HEALTH WARNING ️
This job may cause:
Excessive smiling
Spontaneous happy dances
Screaming “AMAZING JOB!!!” at a block tower
Taking board games WAY too seriously
Sudden urge to roar for no reason
Side effects are permanent. No refunds.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
Zero cubicles. Zero spreadsheets. Zero sad desk lunches.
Help a child learn, grow, and build awesome new skills
Do something that actually matters
Celebrate every tiny win like it’s breaking news
ARE YOU OUR PERSON?
Love kids? AMAZING.
Patient, dependable, and willing to learn? WE ADORE YOU.
Have ABA experience or an RBT certification? BONUS POINTS. CONFETTI CANNON.
Can make a ridiculous noise on command? You’re basically hired.
WE’RE FILLING THIS SPOT ASAP!
(Not panic mode. Not chaos mode. Just enthusiastic mode.)
DON’T JUST SCROLL PAST YOUR NEXT FAVORITE JOB. The crayons are watching. ️️
MESSAGE ME TODAY and let’s see if you’re the missing piece of our puzzle!
SCOTCH PLAINS, LET’S FIND OUR PERSON!
P.S. If you read this whole thing, you’ve already passed the first interview. Congrats.
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