Well, we hope this brightens your day.
On a serious note, The Acquisition Group, Inc is hiring for entry level sales and marketing account managers. This position involves face to face sales to new customers.
If you do not think the following is funny, or do not crack a smile, it will probably not be a good fit. Thank you for your interest!
Things to do to spice up your next day in the office:
1) Put a sign on your photocopier that says "New Copier - Voice activated - please speak your command" Watch the fun.
2) In the middle of a meeting, suddenly shout out YAHTZEE".
3) Change your accent every three minutes.
4) Say to your manager, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
5) At the end of a meeting, suggest that for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the National Anthem (extra respect if you actually launch into it yourself).